Cert: 15 -18 cert
Parents advised to read before viewing film as some scene may contain scenes unsuitable for younger viewers.
Sex & Nudity: Suggested MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, pervasive language, nudity, intense action violence and some drug use.
Sexual references and jokes throughout.
A naked man is seen but he has no genitalia
Three characters are kidnapped by a group of naked women who are topless onscreen for a long time.
A Minotaur starts pushing a character, the bull turns to another character and you see him caressing his erect penis
A character chops the Minotaur's penis off (you don't see him cut it) and the character wears it as a trophy for the rest of the movie
A character touches himself under the covers
Violence & Gore: Three men and a woman attack several men, they punch and stab them, we see blood pouring from wounds, and one of the men appears to have his internal organs pushed through his stomach (blood pours from the wound); a man stabs another man, blood sprays from the wound and we see a massive spray of blood come from a man as his arm is cut off, a man grabs another man's severed arm, punches the man in the crotch with it and the man falls to the ground as blood pours from the wound, while a man tosses another man into a pit and a man punches another man in the temple.
A five-headed monster spits acid at a man's faces, which begins to melt and the skin bubbles off; the monster bites another man's thigh and the man makes another man suck out the venom (please see the Sex/Nudity category for more details), and a woman wearing a cloak attacks the monster, cutting off one of its heads at a time, until only one head remains.
A minotaur chases two men and a woman, the minotaur corners one of the men and rapes him, he is interrupted when another man stabs the minotaur in the back, it drops to the ground and we see blood spraying onto the man's chest; we see the man's bloody sword and the man's chest and neck smeared with blood as he wears the severed genitals of the minotaur around his neck.
A man lifts a disembodied head of a Cyclops out of a sack, and we see blood and tissue hanging from the gaping neck wound.
Several people stare at a Cyclops's head as a man hands it to another man.
A man stares at a disembodied Cyclops's head, with blood and tissue hanging from the neck wound, and impaled on a spike; the man makes a remark that the head is "dripping" and polluting water.
Three men are shot in the throat with darts and moments later they are seen being led into the pit of a large arena as men and women watch: a man instructs the men that they will fight another man and then a creature, we see a man coming out of a bullpen, another man stabs him in the stomach, blood bursts from the wound and we see the man's limp body fall to the ground; a knife is thrown at a man and another man catches it, a man fights another man, he kicks the man onto a spike, driving it through his chest, and blood is seen on the spike and coming from the wound.
A man is stabbed by a spike on a spring-arm that triggers, as four men and a woman enter a room: the spring-arm swings around and we see the man stuck to the spike, blood coming from his stomach.A man is speared by a thrown spike, he slumps over and we see the bloody pole sticking out of the man's back.
A woman shoots a man with an arrow and she pulls the bloody arrow out of the man, as he lies dead on the ground.
A man stabs another man in the chest with a sword, the man's chest bursts into light and the man explodes into embers.
A man's fingers are cut off one at a time and we see his bloody hand with only one finger remaining.
A man stabs an unidentifiable creature in the stomach, a white ooze comes out, and the man reaches into the wound and pulls out a bloody lump; several other men chant as the man offers the bloody lump to another man, and the man takes a bite and acts disgusted (we see a small amount of blood on the man's face and hands).
Three elderly women shoot lightning bolts at three men and a woman, the lightning knocks them to the ground, they deflect the lightning momentarily and then the woman is pushed back with force; she returns the bolt and it hits the elderly women and slices the head off one of them (no blood is visible).
We see a woman tied to a tree stump and screaming while a man hovers above her and tells her that she will bear his child (implying rape); an arrow pierces the man's neck, blood spurts from the entry and exit wound and the man falls to the ground, three elderly women appear and fire lightning bolts from their hands aimed at five men, the men deflect the bolts and one of them cuts off one woman's head, which falls to the ground with a thump (a small amount of blood seen).
Several men shout that they will kill three men, they surround them, the three men punch their way out of a tent, jump into a carriage and drive away, while two men chase them on horseback and one of the men tries to stab two of the men in the carriage as the other man leaps onto the front of the carriage and fights with the driver (a sword narrowly avoids one of the men's faces); the attacker is thrown off and is dragged behind the carriage (his face is bloody and hitting the ground), and one man is scalped and kicked out of the carriage (we see his bloody skull, and the bloody scalp is thrown back and forth, and then out the window).
Several men attempt to board a carriage carrying two men and being driven by a third, a knife is thrown into the carriage and narrowly misses a man's face, a man climbs to the top of the carriage and fights the driver, the driver is flipped off the carriage and grabs onto a man that is being dragged behind the carriage (his face is bloody and cut), and two more men drop from a tree onto the carriage and it flips and crashes.
A wizard shoots lightning bolts from his hands at another man, he deflects them as the wizard summons three blind elderly women that also blast lightning bolts; they knock one man to the ground and send several other people scattered, the man stabs the wizard in the chest with a sword (which goes through his chest and the bloody wound and blood covered sword are seen), the wizard heals the injury immediately, and the man lunges at the wizard, who freezes him in the air.
A wizard grabs a woman and disappears as a lightning bolt holding a man in mid-air vanishes and he falls to the ground with a thud.
In the background, we see a skeleton with bits of rotting tissue stuck to it.
A man sees another man slumped over with a small amount of blood coming from his mouth and he is presumably dead.
A man walks past a skeleton lanced to a wall with an arrow through the eye socket and a small amount of rotten tissue is stuck to the bones.
A man sees a vision of another man chained at the hands and legs, hanging from a ceiling and being whipped; we later see the man hanging from the ceiling with small bloody cuts on his bare back from being whipped and a cut on his temple and mouth.
A woman slams a man's face into a table, she punches him and throws him to the ground, she grabs him and throws him through the air, and he crashes onto a table, unharmed; the man grabs a man's stool (knocking the man to the ground), throws it at the woman, it smashes against a wall and he punches the woman (they are both unharmed).
A man is surrounded by a group of men with their swords drawn, and one of the men knocks the man to the ground and then stomps on his hand.
Two men sneak up behind another man, the man throws the two men to the ground, and another man grabs the man and holds his hands behind his back.
A man shouts at another man and says that another man will probably die on a journey; the man gets close to the other man, his fist drawn and about to punch him, but drops his hand and walks away.
A man shoves another man out of the way.
A man playfully hits another man on the head.
A man is seen, a noose around his neck and another man is seen with his head in stocks and covered in tar and feathers as he sneezes and says, "I'm allergic"; a third man releases the door under the man with the noose as a crowd watches, he struggles for a moment and stands up, unharmed, pulls off the noose and he and the man in the stocks run away.
A man smacks two rocks together in his hands, it causes a burst of light that temporarily blinds two men and the man runs away; another man grabs the clothing of the running man, it rips off and the two men grab him and carry him away.
A man stumbles down a flight of stairs; he is unharmed.
A man's fingers are cut off, and only his middle finger remains, and he shows people a rude hand gesture.
We see a woman bound at her feet and hands and gagged and a man explains that he is going to rape her.
A man says that he had "given up hand" for another man and (we see a metal hand attached to his arm) and he punches a table which splinters.
The face of a man is projected in a fire and it tells another man that he needs to toss two men from a cliff.
A man shouts at a projected image of a man's face and throws a fish stick at the image.
A woman tells a man that she had discovered that her six brothers were killed, their heads on spikes and eyes and teeth missing; she explains that she is going to kill a man for killing her brothers.
A woman tells a man that she is going to burn a band of men alive and that she will enjoy the sound of their death cries.
A woman tells a man that she had been held captive in a tower by a man.
A man explains to a group of people that he had slaughtered a Cyclops and freed a woman.
A man threatens to drown a person if another man destroys a mechanized bird.
A man swings a sword through the air and says he will kill anyone in his way.
A man says that another man would often hold up swords and mimic killing people.
A man threatens to kill another man in front of several people.
A woman tells a man that she wants to "dance" on a man's corpse.
A man tells a woman that his brother's wife had been kidnapped and that his mother is dead.
A man tells another man to bathe because he smells like sheep genitals.
A man licks a blade of grass and remarks that he tastes the urine of another man and continues to lick the grass.
We see a man standing behind a tree and a stream of urine is seen coming from the other side of the tree (no nudity is visible).
A man with blood on his hands and face tells a woman that he is not going to bathe again because he likes the feeling of fresh blood.
A woman spits out a piece of chewed up food.
We see three men eating, and chewed-up food is seen in their mouth as they laugh.
We see cartoons of the following: A man falling face-first into mud, a man being shot by a bolt of lightning, a man falling on top of a man lying on the group, a man shot out of a catapult and flying through the air and crashing through the wall of a building, and a man and punching another man and then kicking him in the crotch.
Profanity: About 100 F-words and its derivatives, 1 obscene hand gesture, about 53 sexual references, 24 scatological terms, 25 anatomical terms (4 mild), 11 mild obscenities, 2 religious profanities and 8 religious exclamations.
Name-calling (little vermin, sorry sack of [expletive deleted], devil, band of worms, loathsome wench, men are called maidens and ladies, witless chambermaids, bully, mad, deceitful, foul, sourpuss, stupid and idiot.)
Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking:On multiple occasions we see a man smoking presumably marijuana (called "herb," "dankest dank," "sticky icky" and "magical herb") and acting intoxicated, we see him smoking from hookahs with another man, from a pipe shared by another man and a male creature and from a pipe by himself.
We see an animated version of a man and another man smoking what is implied to be marijuana.
We see a room filled with marijuana plants.
A man makes a comment about the plant's potential potency.
A man rips the wings and head off a fairy and grinds its body into a dust which he then snorts.
Several men appear to be drunk while sitting in a bar and drinking from steins.
A man offers a group of men liquor to get drunk (they turn him down).
Frightening/Intense Scenes: There are 3 old witches and their eyes turn white.
A couple of scary monsters, some of the gore is surprising.
There's plenty of violence -- in the form of sword-fighting, gory battles, torturous creature deaths, and fight scenes -- too.
Not a movie for kids.
Story : Throughout history, tales of chivalry have burnished the legends of brave, handsome knights who rescue fair damsels, slay dragons and conquer evil. But behind many a hero is a good-for-nothing younger brother trying just to stay out of the way of those dragons, evil and trouble in general. Danny McBride and James Franco team up for an epic comedy adventure set in a fantastical world—Your Highness. As two princes on a daring mission to save their land, they must rescue the heir apparent’s fiancée before their kingdom is destroyed.Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he’s settled for a life of wizard’s weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious’ bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king gives his deadbeat son an ultimatum: Man up and help rescue her or get cut off. Half-assedly embarking upon his first quest, Thadeous joins Fabious to trek across the perilous outlands and free the princess. Joined by Isabel (Natalie Portman)—an elusive warrior with a dangerous agenda of her own—the brothers must vanquish horrific creatures and traitorous knights before they can reach Belladonna. If Thadeous can find his inner hero, he can help his brother prevent the destruction of his land. Stay a slacker, and not only does he die a coward, he gets front row seats to the dawn of an all-new Dark Ages.
Likes : I loved this film it was so funny, it was slow in place but it made you laugh your head off, the one liners were so funny you didn't even care about the slow parts, one line that had my laughing was ( if your virgina is anything like my hand there will be no problems) lmfao, natalie portman was just stunning in this film as well as funny, mcbride was just funny as hell in this film with his one lines as well.
But I will say tho this film is one of those film you will find funny once but after a few view's it one of those film's that just gets less funny over time, but if your watching this film for the first time you will find this film very funny as it dose have the adult humour crude jokes & one lines which is worth watch even the once. Brilliant performance for all star to really bring a whole funny film together.I was heartily amused, and would recommend this for a light hearted, entertaining romp. The cast is strong. Too often, critics pan films which Jo public actually really enjoy, so judge for yourself based on what actual people say, not according to reviewers, who often are quite wrong about what people enjoy watching.
Dislikes :there was nothing i didn't like about this film
Overall : If you want a serious laugh this film dose it all from start to finish it will have you laugh & quoting the lines after, it a must to watch
Rating : 5 out 5 stars for entertainment, 10 out 10 for seriously making you laugh your head off
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