Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: The Descendants

Genre:  Comedy Drama, contain some strong language

Cert: 15 cert

Story:  set in Hawaii, The Descendants is a sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic journey for Matt King (George Clooney) an indifferent husband and father of two girls, who is forced to re-examine his past and embrace his future when his wife suffers a boating accident off of Waikiki. The event leads to a rapprochement with his young daughters while Matt wrestles with a decision to sell the family's land handed down from Hawaiian royalty and missionaries.

Likes :  Wow what a heart warming but emotional film,george clooney plays a father matt king who struggle to be a father after his wife as an accident & ends up in a comer,but find out she was having affaird with someone before the accident,i love films like this it make you think of the thing that are inportant in life no matter how bad things get your family is inportant,i dont think ive cryed this much through a film in my life it really dose hit your heart,george clooney is an amazing actor & winner of the globe award for this film. i just could say anything about this you realy have to watch it,its one of those films that makes you laugh but cry aswell.

Dislikes : slightly a bit slow but you can forgive that with the contense of the film.

Overall : A heart warm & emotional story that will have you crying, laughing but makes you think of thing inportant in life,a worth watch film

Rating:  5 out of 5 stars for storyline, 8 out of 10 for drama & emotional theme





Sunday, 1 January 2012

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: The Darkest Hour

Genre: Action Horror Sci-Fi , contains strong alien violence & death scenes

Cert: 15 -18 cert

Story:  The Darkest Hour is the story of five young people who find themselves stranded in Moscow, fighting to survive in the wake of a devastating alien attack. The 3D thriller highlights the classic beauty of Moscow alongside mind-blowing special effect

Likes : This was ok storyline wasnt to bad,special were good,acting was soilded,there was a few moment that did have you on the edge of your seat,effect of the people being turned to dust was awesome.special effect on the aliens wasnt to bad.

Dislikes : Started off good,but seriously lacking any sence of direction & the ending was terrorible,this film could of been so much more that what it is.

Overall : Serious wait for the dvd because its not worth the money to watch it at the cinema i found this film to be rush.but it up to you if you want to watch it or not but youve been warned.

Rating: 2 out of 5 for entertainment, 3 out of 10 for storyline & ending





Gerry Barnaby's Film Review : Mission Impossible 4 Ghost Protocol

Genre: Action Adventure Thriller, contains strong violence & medium strong language

Cert: 15 cert

Story: In the 4th installment of the Mission Impossible series, Ethan Hunt and his team are racing against time to track down a dangerous terrorist named Hendricks, who has gained access to Russian nuclear launch codes and is planning a strike on the United States. An attempt by the team to stop him at the Kremlin ends in a disaster, with an explosion causing severe destruction to the Kremlin and the IMF being implicated in the bombing, forcing the President to invoke Ghost Protocol, under which the IMF is disavowed, and will be offered no help or backup in any form. Undaunted, Ethan and his team chase Hendricks to Dubai, and from there to Mumbai, but several spectacular action sequences later, they might still be too late to stop a disaster 

Likes :  This wasn't a bad film, it like the first film but with more twists, it really dose keep you thinking to what's going on, action was good as well tom cruise is show is age now, not as young as he was in the other ones , but still a dam good actor, the stunts were just awesome special when tom charter climb a build 400 floors high just to get in to a room but there was a few moment that will shock you & make you jump out of your seat. Simon Pegg as Benji Dunn final get a field job after passing the agent field test he had some funny moments in this film, Jeremy Renner as William Brandt a past that he wants to leave behind because of regret of something that happen, he was very good in this role, Paula Patton as Jane Carter beautiful actress plays the new female role in the team her performance was awesome she really kick ass in this film.

Dislikes : slightly bit slow but not to bad

Overall : Good action, good twists, storyline not to bad but a worth watching film.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 8 out of 10 for twists in storyline & action.




Friday, 23 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: Outlander

Genre: Action Adventure Sci-Fi , contains strong bloody violence & strong languge

Cert: 15 cert

Story: In 709 AD, in the Iron Age, a spacecraft crashes in the Viking kingdom of Heorot, Norway, and the pilot Kainan (Jim Caviezel) survives. He turns the beacon on; learns the language and culture of the planet using a machine; and finds that the predator, Moorwen, that he was transporting, had escaped. While chasing the alien monster, he finds a village completely destroyed and is arrested by the warrior Wulfric, believing that he killed the locals - Kainan is brought to Heorot as a prisoner. Though both man and monster are seeking revenge for violence committed against them, Kainan leads the alliance to kill the Moorwen by fusing his advanced technology with the Viking's Iron Age weaponry.

Likes :  this film was awesome,think of lord of the rings,beowulf & alien all rolled in to one film.jim caviezel play kainan a pilot from a distance planet who after having he whole family & base destroyed by an alien called a moorwen an alien predator that intelligent smart uses light to affect it prey,i love the fact that it in a time 709 ad viking iron age,it set the tone of a sci-fi action film,John Hurt plays as Hrothgar the viking leader of the clan who befriend kainan after discovering the truth of why he's there,the beautiful Sophia Myles plays Freya hrothgar daughter a very tough,handle her self charter she plays her but with a feminine side.Ron Perlman plays Gunnar the other leader of he's clan that was destroyed by this thing,Jack Huston plays Wulfric i found his charter to be very urgent & self centred dose thing is own way but it the wrong way.The special effect like the space science & the atmosphere of the film was just spot on,special the special with the moorwen it real dose look like something you don't want to mess with it show intelligence as well which is awesome because most alien film all you see is a mindless killing machine but with this alien you see an amazing intelligent for hunting & stalking it prey.i think jim caviezel would be a good choice for john shephard in the mass effect game if they ever made it in to a film.

Dislikes : nothing to say bad about this film because is was awesome

Overall :  If you like sci-fi, action , adventure,horror film this is one not to miss awesome all the way through with a back storyline.

Rating:  5 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 10 out of 10 for storyline & story theme





Monday, 19 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: Spawn

Genre:   Action Fantasy Thriller, contains strong horror violence & strong language

Cert: 18 cert

Story:  One of the most popular independent comic books of its decade was transformed into this dark, bloody adventure intended to launch a profitable superhero franchise. Michael Jai White stars as Al Simmons, a corrupt assassin betrayed and murdered by his evil government supervisor, Jason Wynn (Martin Sheen). Sent to Hell, Simmons is offered a chance to return to the earthly plane if he will become a "Hellspawn" ("Spawn" for short), one of many super-powered creatures assigned to encourage living souls along the path to damnation. Simmons hastily agrees to this deal and becomes a twisted, scarred version of his former self, living in a dingy alleyway, with no hope of regaining his life, as several years have passed and his wife Wanda (Theresa Randle) has married his best friend, Terry Fitzgerald (D.B. Sweeney). Despite the best efforts of his mentor, a demonic clown (John Leguizamo), Spawn performs mostly heroic acts, though he is not above seeking revenge on Wynn. Despite the film's middling box office take, plans for a sequel were announced. The same summer that Spawn was released, the comic was also the basis of a well-received cable TV series.

Likes : i love this film,its dark,violet,special effects are awesome for this type of film,the storyline is very good,Ive seen a lot of Micheal jai white films he an amazing marshal artist seeing him play spawn was a fitting role for him he suited it down to a tee, the story line of al simmons a solider working for a corrupted special government office was betrayed & sent to hell to lend the devils army,but kept his humanity through the love he had for his wife wanda played by theresa randle, the visual effect were just awesome special spawn suit of armour that with the cape he can use to blend in to anything he mind can control,it such a dark story line but an awesome storyline at that,john leguizamo star of romeo & juliet, super mario bros ,the pest & land of the dead was so funny playing the demon clown violator special when he dose he pom pom dance song spawny spawny he are man & he one liners like you've been violated girly man & every time a demon farts an angel loss's it wings.Ive seen john leguizamo play a lot of parts in film but this was he best performance by far he got that comical sense of humour in him which made he a good fit for the clown but i bet it was hard walking around like he had to do this role.Martin Sheen laying the evil criminal that sent al simmons to hell was very good playing this role,Melinda Clarke plays Melinda Clarke which there is just something about her that make her sexy & dangerous at the same time in this role,Miko Hughes plays the little boy zack who befriend spawn.this film is worth watching.Ive also seen the animated series on spawn very bloody/dark & violent as well.

Dislikes : The Devil Malebolgia the special effect could of been a little bit better more menacing

Overall :  if you like dark films,dark storyline,voilents & fantasy this is one film not to miss.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 8 out of 10 for storyline & horror theme




Friday, 16 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review : Drive Angry

Genre:  Action Crime Fantasy, contains strong bloody violence & strong sexual references

Cert: 18 cert

Story: Nicolas Cage headlines this high-octane thriller as Milton, a hard-case felon who breaks out of Hell to prevent the cult that murdered his daughter from sacrificing his infant granddaughter to Satan on the night of the full moon. With just three days to go before the ritual killing, Milton crosses paths with knockout waitress Piper (Amber Heard), who steals her cheating ex-boyfriend's vintage Charger and joins him on his quest to save the Earth from the forces of darkness. With Piper's help and a mean set of wheels to keep them moving, they may have a shot at taking down diabolical cult leader Jonah King (Billy Burke) before he achieves his malevolent goal. But should Jonah get the opportunity to make his dark sacrifice, he will become the most powerful man alive and all of humanity will suffer. Unfortunately for Milton, the cops are quickly closing in, and the Devil's determined minion, "The Accountant" (William Fichtner), will stop at nothing to drag him back down to Hell. With each passing minute, Milton's last shot at redemption is fading, and the fate of the entire world inches ever closer to infernal darkness

Likes :  Nicolas cage plays another bad ass charter milton who escapes hell just to rescue he's grand daughter love it,this film was just awesome,i love the fact he's shag some girl from the bar while getting in to a gun fight that was classic,i loved william fichtner charter the accountant hell's bounty hunter with a sarcastic sense of humor just funny as hell,Amber Heard very beautiful plays piper a waitress that get involed in a chase with milton to get his grand daughter back from a evil satan worshiper Jonah King played by Billy Burke who killed milton daughter.i love this film action all the way through from start to finish as he leave body in he's wake to get to jonah king,i love the actions there were some good scence.

Dislikes : nothing to say

Overall :  Rated R for strong brutal violence throughout, grisly images, some graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language,unmissable.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 8 out of 10 for storyline & action.




Thursday, 15 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review : Charlie St Cloud

Genre: Drama  Fantasy  Romance, contains of film mite not be suitable for any one under 15.Contain a car crash & ghosts.

Cert: 12A cert

Story: Charlie St. Cloud has been given the gift of seeing his deceased brother after he was killed in a car crash, but when a new love interest is in trouble he must choose between saving a life or continuing to see his brother everyday.

Likes:  This film is so haunting but heart warming & beautifuly made,(zac efron) plays charlie st cloud performance in this film was just brillant,after the death of his little brother he was able to see the dead every day would play catch with he's bother until he meet a beautiful girl Tess Carroll played by the beautiful (Amanda Crew) capture his heart.This story will have you crying & laugh with joy & sadness,i found this film so heart warming i real love films like this you really feel for the charters in this film special when charlie on a race against time to save the life of someone he love it really dose bring tears to your eyes.

Dislikes:  i love this film nothing wrong with it.

Overall: if you love a good heart warming story this is one not to miss it haunting but beautifully made.

Rating:  5 out of 5 star for entertainment, 10 out of 10 for heart warming storyline.