Friday, 23 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: Outlander

Genre: Action Adventure Sci-Fi , contains strong bloody violence & strong languge

Cert: 15 cert

Story: In 709 AD, in the Iron Age, a spacecraft crashes in the Viking kingdom of Heorot, Norway, and the pilot Kainan (Jim Caviezel) survives. He turns the beacon on; learns the language and culture of the planet using a machine; and finds that the predator, Moorwen, that he was transporting, had escaped. While chasing the alien monster, he finds a village completely destroyed and is arrested by the warrior Wulfric, believing that he killed the locals - Kainan is brought to Heorot as a prisoner. Though both man and monster are seeking revenge for violence committed against them, Kainan leads the alliance to kill the Moorwen by fusing his advanced technology with the Viking's Iron Age weaponry.

Likes :  this film was awesome,think of lord of the rings,beowulf & alien all rolled in to one film.jim caviezel play kainan a pilot from a distance planet who after having he whole family & base destroyed by an alien called a moorwen an alien predator that intelligent smart uses light to affect it prey,i love the fact that it in a time 709 ad viking iron age,it set the tone of a sci-fi action film,John Hurt plays as Hrothgar the viking leader of the clan who befriend kainan after discovering the truth of why he's there,the beautiful Sophia Myles plays Freya hrothgar daughter a very tough,handle her self charter she plays her but with a feminine side.Ron Perlman plays Gunnar the other leader of he's clan that was destroyed by this thing,Jack Huston plays Wulfric i found his charter to be very urgent & self centred dose thing is own way but it the wrong way.The special effect like the space science & the atmosphere of the film was just spot on,special the special with the moorwen it real dose look like something you don't want to mess with it show intelligence as well which is awesome because most alien film all you see is a mindless killing machine but with this alien you see an amazing intelligent for hunting & stalking it prey.i think jim caviezel would be a good choice for john shephard in the mass effect game if they ever made it in to a film.

Dislikes : nothing to say bad about this film because is was awesome

Overall :  If you like sci-fi, action , adventure,horror film this is one not to miss awesome all the way through with a back storyline.

Rating:  5 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 10 out of 10 for storyline & story theme





Monday, 19 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: Spawn

Genre:   Action Fantasy Thriller, contains strong horror violence & strong language

Cert: 18 cert

Story:  One of the most popular independent comic books of its decade was transformed into this dark, bloody adventure intended to launch a profitable superhero franchise. Michael Jai White stars as Al Simmons, a corrupt assassin betrayed and murdered by his evil government supervisor, Jason Wynn (Martin Sheen). Sent to Hell, Simmons is offered a chance to return to the earthly plane if he will become a "Hellspawn" ("Spawn" for short), one of many super-powered creatures assigned to encourage living souls along the path to damnation. Simmons hastily agrees to this deal and becomes a twisted, scarred version of his former self, living in a dingy alleyway, with no hope of regaining his life, as several years have passed and his wife Wanda (Theresa Randle) has married his best friend, Terry Fitzgerald (D.B. Sweeney). Despite the best efforts of his mentor, a demonic clown (John Leguizamo), Spawn performs mostly heroic acts, though he is not above seeking revenge on Wynn. Despite the film's middling box office take, plans for a sequel were announced. The same summer that Spawn was released, the comic was also the basis of a well-received cable TV series.

Likes : i love this film,its dark,violet,special effects are awesome for this type of film,the storyline is very good,Ive seen a lot of Micheal jai white films he an amazing marshal artist seeing him play spawn was a fitting role for him he suited it down to a tee, the story line of al simmons a solider working for a corrupted special government office was betrayed & sent to hell to lend the devils army,but kept his humanity through the love he had for his wife wanda played by theresa randle, the visual effect were just awesome special spawn suit of armour that with the cape he can use to blend in to anything he mind can control,it such a dark story line but an awesome storyline at that,john leguizamo star of romeo & juliet, super mario bros ,the pest & land of the dead was so funny playing the demon clown violator special when he dose he pom pom dance song spawny spawny he are man & he one liners like you've been violated girly man & every time a demon farts an angel loss's it wings.Ive seen john leguizamo play a lot of parts in film but this was he best performance by far he got that comical sense of humour in him which made he a good fit for the clown but i bet it was hard walking around like he had to do this role.Martin Sheen laying the evil criminal that sent al simmons to hell was very good playing this role,Melinda Clarke plays Melinda Clarke which there is just something about her that make her sexy & dangerous at the same time in this role,Miko Hughes plays the little boy zack who befriend spawn.this film is worth watching.Ive also seen the animated series on spawn very bloody/dark & violent as well.

Dislikes : The Devil Malebolgia the special effect could of been a little bit better more menacing

Overall if you like dark films,dark storyline,voilents & fantasy this is one film not to miss.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 8 out of 10 for storyline & horror theme




Friday, 16 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review : Drive Angry

Genre:  Action Crime Fantasy, contains strong bloody violence & strong sexual references

Cert: 18 cert

Story: Nicolas Cage headlines this high-octane thriller as Milton, a hard-case felon who breaks out of Hell to prevent the cult that murdered his daughter from sacrificing his infant granddaughter to Satan on the night of the full moon. With just three days to go before the ritual killing, Milton crosses paths with knockout waitress Piper (Amber Heard), who steals her cheating ex-boyfriend's vintage Charger and joins him on his quest to save the Earth from the forces of darkness. With Piper's help and a mean set of wheels to keep them moving, they may have a shot at taking down diabolical cult leader Jonah King (Billy Burke) before he achieves his malevolent goal. But should Jonah get the opportunity to make his dark sacrifice, he will become the most powerful man alive and all of humanity will suffer. Unfortunately for Milton, the cops are quickly closing in, and the Devil's determined minion, "The Accountant" (William Fichtner), will stop at nothing to drag him back down to Hell. With each passing minute, Milton's last shot at redemption is fading, and the fate of the entire world inches ever closer to infernal darkness

Likes  Nicolas cage plays another bad ass charter milton who escapes hell just to rescue he's grand daughter love it,this film was just awesome,i love the fact he's shag some girl from the bar while getting in to a gun fight that was classic,i loved william fichtner charter the accountant hell's bounty hunter with a sarcastic sense of humor just funny as hell,Amber Heard very beautiful plays piper a waitress that get involed in a chase with milton to get his grand daughter back from a evil satan worshiper Jonah King played by Billy Burke who killed milton daughter.i love this film action all the way through from start to finish as he leave body in he's wake to get to jonah king,i love the actions there were some good scence.

Dislikes nothing to say

Overall  Rated R for strong brutal violence throughout, grisly images, some graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language,unmissable.

Rating: 5 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 8 out of 10 for storyline & action.




Thursday, 15 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review : Charlie St Cloud

Genre: Drama  Fantasy  Romance, contains of film mite not be suitable for any one under 15.Contain a car crash & ghosts.

Cert: 12A cert

Story: Charlie St. Cloud has been given the gift of seeing his deceased brother after he was killed in a car crash, but when a new love interest is in trouble he must choose between saving a life or continuing to see his brother everyday.

Likes:  This film is so haunting but heart warming & beautifuly made,(zac efron) plays charlie st cloud performance in this film was just brillant,after the death of his little brother he was able to see the dead every day would play catch with he's bother until he meet a beautiful girl Tess Carroll played by the beautiful (Amanda Crew) capture his heart.This story will have you crying & laugh with joy & sadness,i found this film so heart warming i real love films like this you really feel for the charters in this film special when charlie on a race against time to save the life of someone he love it really dose bring tears to your eyes.

Dislikes:  i love this film nothing wrong with it.

Overall: if you love a good heart warming story this is one not to miss it haunting but beautifully made.

Rating5 out of 5 star for entertainment, 10 out of 10 for heart warming storyline.



Gerry Barnaby's Film Review : Earth's Final Hours

Genre:  Sci-Fi disaster, contain mild violence & end of the world theme

Cert: 15 cert

Story: After dense matter from an imploded white hole hits Earth, the planet's rotation is devastated. A group of government agents must locate a lost satellite network that is the world's last hope for survival.

Likes: Not bad for a b disaster movie,its not as good as the 2012 movie but it was a bad film,i like the storyline that metreor the size of a basket ball can puncter the earth through america & out of austria after being shot from a white hole deep in space causing the earth to stop & it magnetic force field stop threatening the earth to burn up,this was a good entertaining film to watch.even tho these type's of films have been done so many time it dose make you wonder if it could really happen & will 2012 really happen for us.Julia Benson Beautiful actress star of stargate universe play a scientist Chloe Edwards who unwittly get caught up in engry blast that cause's the earth to stop alone with John Streich ( Robert Knepper) they both race against time to stop the earth from doom.
  
Dislikes: even tho these film are good they scare me because it could happen.

Overall: if you like a good disaster movie,chao & nail biting sense this is one to watch.

Rating:  4 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 6 out of 10 for disaster theme.



Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: In the name of the king: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Genre: Action Adventure Drama, contain strong fantasy violence & dark fantasy horror

Cert: 15 cert

Story: A man named Farmer (jason statham)  sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife Solana (Claire Forlani) and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian (Ray Liotta) a powerful sorcerer bend on destroying the world.

Likes:  I through at first this film going to really bad because it look low budget, but it turns out to be a fantastic film,it was like lord of ring meet king arthur awesomely filmed & good fight scenes, (jason statham) is always good in he's film playing the role as a man named farmer was just spot on,he had a hero/family man who has a destiny unknown to him.the love interested solana played by the beautiful (claire forlani) was good as always,(ray liotta) plays gillian an evil sorcerer who control the krug a weird troll like creatures that fight like men.ray liotta suits these role in films he's got that look for the villain of the story.John Rhys-Davies plays  Merrick a good sorcerer he performance was good, playing he's daughter Muriella ( Leelee Sobieski) who unwittingly bring the kingdom to an evil force gallian her performance is good,(Kristanna Loken) aka tx prototype terminator 3 plays one of the tree people who get involved in the war,(Burt Reynolds) legend in the film entertainment plays King Konreid,Matthew Lillard plays the half witted nephew Duke Fallow who want to rule the kingdom him self but need the help of gallian.all in all this film was good to watch awesome battle scences,good sword fights & a good battle ending with farmer & gallian.

Dislikes:  nothing about this film was bad,could of been a little buggit but not bad.

Overall:  if you like sword fighting,adventure & fantasy your love this film.

Rating5 out of 5 star for entertainment, 10 out of 10 for story line & fantasy action.




Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: Tangled

Genre:  Animation  Comedy  Family, Family film safe for all ages.

Cert : U-PG

Story: The magically long-haired Rapunzel has spent her entire life in a tower, but now that a runaway thief has stumbled upon her, she is about to discover the world for the first time, and who she really is.

Likes: You have to hand it to disney films they do make film that make you laugh,cry & give you a warm feeling in your heart with music that can melt the coldest heart, disney film for me are no just for kids there a family films,i find this story very funny & heart warming,fun & adventure awaits you in this film its a good film for all the family to watch.Mandy Moore voice of Rapunzel, Zachary Levi voice of Flynn Rider, Donna Murphy voice of the evil Mother Gothel, Ron Perlman voice of the Stabbington Brother, M.C Gainey voice of Captain of the Guard, Jeffrey Tambor voice of the Big Nose Thug, Brad Garrett voice of the Hook Hand Thug, Paul F. Tompkins voice of the Short Thug,Richard kiel voice of Vlad,Delaney Rose Stein voice of Young Rapunzel / Little Girl.

Dislikes: nothing i love disney films

Overall: fun for all the family & good for cheering you up

Rating: 5 out of 5 star for entertainment, 9 out of 10 for funny humour & animation




Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: Warrior (2011)

Genre:  Action Drama Sport, contains strong violent fighting & strong language

Cert: 15 cert

Story: The youngest son (Hardy) of an alcoholic former boxer (Nolte) returns home, where he's trained by his father for competition in a mixed martial arts tournament -- a path that puts the fighter on a collision corner with his older brother Two brothers face the fight of a lifetime - and the wreckage of their broken family - within the brutal, high-stakes world of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighting in Lionsgate's action/drama, WARRIOR. An ex-Marine haunted by a tragic past, Tommy Riordan returns to his hometown of Pittsburgh and enlists his father, a recovered alcoholic and his former coach, to train him for an MMA tournament awarding the biggest purse in the history of the sport. As Tommy blazes a violent path towards the title prize, his brother, Brendan, a former MMA fighter unable to make ends meet as a public school teacher, returns to the amateur ring to provide for his family. Even though years have passed, recriminations and past betrayals keep Brendan bitterly estranged from both Tommy and his father. But when Brendan's unlikely rise as an underdog sets him on a collision course with Tommy, the two brothers must finally confront the forces that tore them apart, all the while waging the most intense, winner-takes-all battle of their lives

Likes: Wow what can i say about this film,it was just superb filmed two bothers both fighters torn apart by a broken father who was an alcoholic come face to face after not seeing each other for years,it took one fight for them to realise that they love each other as a family,just the best film Ive seen since million dollar baby,casting was solid you believed in there pain & struggle in life,Tom hardy star of (inception) performance was spot on fantastic actor who plays Tommy Conlon, he also is playing bane in the new batman film, Nick Nolte star of the hulk plays the father of the two bothers, Joel Edgerton plays Brendan Conlon a underdog school teacher who after being told they will loss the house decide to fight again, Jennifer Morrison plays Brendon wife Tess Conlon,Kurt Angle plays the undefeated champion of the mma tournament,Frank Grillo plays the trainer of Brendon (Frank Campana),this film was just amazing all the way through.

Dislikes: nothing to say about this film it was just superb made

Overall: unmissable film,worth watching solid casting,superbly filmed

Rating: 5 out of 5 for entertainment, 10 out of 10 for storyline & acting



Monday, 5 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review : Kill Katie Malone

Genre: Horror Thriller contains strong paranormal violence

Cert: 18 cert

Story: College students and best friends Ginger Matheson, Jim Duncan, and Kyle "Dixie"Canning, pool their cash to buy a "ghost" in an online auction. The three think it's all a goof, but once they open up the antique box to examine their "treasure," they unleash the vengeful spirit of a young girl who has been wreaking havoc on her owners throughout the generations.

Likes: Wow this film was so creepy,i love horror films like this,special the one sence where you see the ghost in the mirror when you saw ginger walk out of the bathroom the ghost pop it head out of the mirror & looked at her that was serious creepy it put a cold chill down my spin,i love the story line of this where a ghost vengeful spirit trapped in a box until its open buy the one that owns the box.Masiela Lusha stunning actress plays ginger matheson who is in love with jim duncan but he dosent know it yet,Stephen Colletti who plays jim duncan who unknow to him brought the box & unware of the danger they were in, the other actors in the film are- Jonathan 'Lil J' McDaniel -who plays Dixie a friend of jim & ginger, Dean Cain plays Robert who had the box first before getting rid of it after he's daughter was attack by the ghost, Katy Townsend plays dean cain daughter Ghost Hunter / Amy.This film was Good some pretty good gory sences to.

Dislikes: One little problem was it was a little slow & you did real see the ghost until half way through the film.

Overal: If you like a good ghost story or horror films this is one to watch it creepy & it will make you jump in places.

Rating: 4 out of 5 star for entertainment ,8 out of 10 for storyline & horror.



Sunday, 4 December 2011

Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: Apollo 18

Genre: Horror Sci-Fi Thriller, contains strong alien violence

Cert: 18 cert

Story: Officially, Apollo 17, launched December 17th, 1972 was the last manned mission to the moon. But a year later, in December of 1973, two American astronauts were sent on a secret mission to the moon funded by the US Department of Defense. What you are about to see is the actual footage which the astronauts captured on that mission. While NASA denies its authenticity, others say it's the real reason we've never gone back to the moon.

Likes: Altho this is a reconstruction of what happened to apollo 18 fatal mission to the moon the american goverment covered up is it really real , because it really dose explain why we havent been to the moon since the last mission in 1972, many be they did incounter e.t live form on the moon that was extremely dangerous,maybe the first mission to the moon if it was real they found something because you know what goverments are like,something that big they cover up because of region if a life form was ever found the world region would collaspe they would have no control over us.but watching the film it was a little bit creep in places the acting was pretty good but weather it was real who knows.

Dislikes: One problem with this film is that its to dam slow there not enough sence where you see what the e.t life form is.

Overal: Weather you belive in goverment cover ups or belive that alien are out there this film really dose make you think way havent we been back there.

Rating: 2 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 4 out of 10 for horror/sc-fi theme





Gerry Barnaby's Film Review: The Thing 2011 (Prequel To The 1982 Kurt Russel Film With The Same Name)

Genre:  Horror Mystery Sci-Fi, contain extreme alien mutation & bloody violence

Cert: 18 cert

Story: Paleontologist Kate Lloyd has traveled to Antarctica for the expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across an extraterrestrial ship buried in the ice, she discovers an organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. But it is about to wake up. Kate must join the crew's pilot, Carter, to keep the shape-shifting alien from killing them off one at a time. And in this vast, intense land, a parasite that can mimic anything it touches will pit human against human as it tries to survive and flourish.

Likes : This film was fantastic for a prequel,it answer a lot of questions on where the dog came from & what happen to the Norwegians in the first film with Kurt Russel. The special effect on the alien creature was just awesome,good thing about this film as well as it got a lot of twists & it make you think who is not human. One other thing i like is the story line of these two films is that an alien organism can mimic its self to perfect imitation into anything it consumes to survive.the cast was good as well, Mary Elizabeth Winstead seriously beautiful actress who plays Kate Lloyd a Paleontologist who get flown to the camp & discovers what the alien is doing, Other cast in the film where good aswell-Joel Edgerton who played Carter, Ulrich Thomsen-who plays Dr. Sander Halvorson,Eric Christian Olsen - who plays Adam Finch,Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje -who plays Jameson, Paul Braunstein- who plays Griggs, Trond Espen Seim- who plays Edvard Wolner, Kim Bubbs- who plays Juliette , Jørgen Langhelle -who plays Lars, Jan Gunnar Røise- who plays Olav,Stig Henrik Hoff-who plays Peder,Kristofer Hivju -who plays Jonas, Jo Adrian Haavind- who plays Henrik, Carsten Bjørnlund - Karl, Jonathan walker-Colin, this film was just awesome all the way through it kept you on the edge of your seat .

Dislikes : there's nothing i can say because this film was good

Overall: if you liked the first film from 1982 with Kurt Russel your love this prequel to that film,it an unmissable film full of suspense & terror.

Rating : 5 out of 5 stars for entertainment, 10 out of 10 for suspences & terror